Marin county had a teacher training day yesterday, crowding the commuter ferry with teenagers headed to the city for the day. I was crammed into a booth seat with five of them. Most of their conversation revolved around themselves and the remainder of their high school careers: who was going to college, who wasn’t, who was failing English, who was dating whom (only dating wasn’t exactly the word used), all conveyed with that teenage langour that is supposed to communicate just how little they care about anyone, how little they are shocked by anything, how very boring the world is to sophisticated sixteen year olds such as themselves.
And all of them carried phones. “Ryan’s meeting us at Peet’s in the ferry building,” says one to the group. Conversation shifted to Ryan for all of 30 seconds before “Al Franken won his senate seat by 215 votes!” said another. Conversation shifted in the Al Franken direction for another minute or so (“Who’s Al Franken?” asked a young woman whose outfit suggested the desire to evolve into more of a Donna Rice kind of politician). “My mom says me to be home by 7. Can you believe it?” “Shell says she’s driving in but she doesn’t know where to park.” “Dylan thinks we should see an IMAX. Lemme just see what Caitlin is doing…” murmured another young lad, all of them texting away on devices seemingly integrated into the palms of their hands.
Which is just what they are, of course. Fully integrated. Not with those particular hardware devices, but into the fabric of a world that provides the instant access to people and information via technology. My nanny’s sixteen year old kid routinely incurs mobile phone bills she can’t pay because 2000 text messages a month is “not enough.” As I understand it, she is far from alone. The speed and quantity with which teenagers create and consume these microbits of information seems astonishing to all us oldsters still tapping away at spreadsheets on the way to our job-jobs in the city.
But then again, maybe not. All humans are all social creatures. The main limitation on how often we connect, at any age, is our means of doing it. My 65 year old dad is still figuring out Vchat. Throughout my workday I am treated to glimpses of him cursing at the computer as he invites, disconnects, and reconnects: waltonjf has invited you to chat. “Hello? Margaret? Is it-” waltonjf has left the chat. waltonjf has invited you to chat. “G-dammit! How can you tell if-” waltonjf has left the chat. waltonjf has invited you to chat. My 80 year old neighbor types three sentence messages on yellowing index cards and leaves them stuck in the doors of people in the neighborhood, a sort of old-school Twitterer. She often watches for me to come home at night and knocks on my door for a glass of pink wine if I make it home during cocktail hour. Over Christmas, I visited my 95 year old grandmother at her home in Virginia. She is physically very fragile but still compos mentis. She told me that email was becoming difficult for her to manage, what with her vision and the arthritis in her hands, and not to expect emails from her any more. My eyes filled with tears.
“They’ll be coming from Zee’s grandson instead,” she said, beckoning forward her middle aged Ethiopian caretaker. Shyly the woman showed me a picture of her roughly 10 year old grandson. Buck teeth, black skin, intelligent eyes, a sweet smile and ears like giant antennae. “He comes over to use the computer after school. Are you on something called Facebook?”
Long live her inner teenager.